Take a Fresh Step in ‘09 [Defamer Horoscopes]

Regardless of your New Year’s party indiscretions, the possibilities are still endless for 2009. Maybe cut back on the drinking, but whoever you made out with in that alley will change your life. We…

Today in Awards Hell: ‘WALL-E’ Beaten Into Submission by Animated Israelis [Awards]

In a timely, sort of surprising portent of things to come this awards season, the National Society of Film Critics chose the Israeli animated documentary Waltz With Bashir as its best picture of…

A David E. Kelley Star Is Born! [Trade Roundup]

· David E. Kelley has chosen Charity Wakefield to star in Legally Mad. The Actresses-Who-Look-Like-Michelle Pfeiffer Guild is up in arms over the choice of a brunette candidate who looks…

Svelte Ricky Gervais Will Never Stop Making Fun of Fat People [Feuds]

It appears that Ricky Gervais has taken Simon Pegg’s weight-related criticism to heart, as the Oscars-eschewing star has begun slamming the overweight in the press, causing some controversy. And he’s…

Twitterin’ Britney Updates Us On Her Giant, Man-Eating Ladyparts [Vagina Dentata]

Subscribers to Britney Spears’s official Twitter feed (yep—Brit’s Twitterin’!) have grown accustomed to updates like “I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!”
But not even the…

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Cameron Crowe and Kevin Connolly [Hollywood PrivacyWatch]

1/2 — Dan Tana’s. Friday night. CAMERON CROWE having dinner. That guy looks the same as he did when he [wrote] Fast Times. KEVIN CONNOLLY in the bar area alone, but looking like he was waiting…

Answers Sought, Scientology Bashed in Jett Travolta Postmortem [Jett Travolta]

Reactions to Jett Travolta’s death on Friday surged forth over the weekend, with paramedics, publicists, anti-Scientology advocates and the usual exploiters lending voices to the noise. We sort…

Another Visit From Marley’s Ghost [Monday Morning Box Office]

The Holidays™ are over. We hope yours ended on a lighter note than ours did—curling up with a 60 Minutes story about a seven-year-old girl decapitated in the back of a limo by a drunk…

Sharon Osbourne Teaches ‘Charm School’ Girls How to Instigate a Drink-Throwing, Hair-Pulling Catfight [Feuds]

Last night, VH1 finally aired the Charm School reunion show where Sharon Osbourne and contestant Megan Hauserman got into a fight so epic, it sent Hauserman to the hospital (and to the LAPD).
In the…

It Snows In New Mexico???

Who knew it got that cold there???
That’s A LOT of snow!
Julia Roberts has made her personal life - specifically her kids and family - her priority these last few years. Acting has gone on the back burner.
To that extent, the Pretty Woman lives in New Mexico most of the time and this past weekend she […]

Quote of the Day

“Everything I learned about love, I learned from the movies. The reality is because I was not shown affection, I escaped into an alternate universe, and it came right out of the movies. Love for me is defined almost exclusively in terms of romantic love as defined by the films of my childhood.”
- Playboy honcho […]

Who Knew They Were Even Friends???

Oh, the lives of the rich and famous!
Relaxing on a yacht somewhere nice and tropical while we freeze our nuts off and have to take public transportation to work.
Bond himself, Daniel Craig, and his good bud(?) Rihcard Gere soak up the sun and enjoy a cocktail as they leisure around the Caribbean on their yacht.
Fun […]

More Vintage Robert Pattinson!

We just can’t get enough!!!

Watch & Listen: In Any Language, This Is HOT!!!!!

Y’all know we love us some good K-Pop, but this really transcends the genre.
CLICK HERE to check out Strong Baby by SeungRi.
He’s bringing sexy back!

Working On Her Fitness

Her wedding is less than a week away, and she’s determined to look good!
Since she’s got a bit of a butterface, girlfriend’s gotta work extra hard on the bod.
As she revealed over New Year’s, Fergie’s been working out every day in anticipation for her nuptials this weekend.
And she wasn’t kidding!
The Black Eyed Peas singer was […]

Sharon Delivers A Smackdown!!!!

MTV Shows
This will go down as one of the best moments on reality television ever!!!!

Still Sperminated!

False alarm! Again!
Yet another visit to the hospital and still no baby!
A very pregnant Jennifer Garner was accompanied by hubby Ben Affleck to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Beverly Hills on Sunday.
She’s probably just going in for last-minute checkups.
As the date grows closer, though, we’d suggest she stay at a hotel or a friends house. […]

R.I.P.

Glenn Goldman, the owner of Los Angeles’ legendary Book Soup bookstore, passed away on Saturday from pancreatic cancer.
He was 58 years old.

Date Night

It’s a new year and they’re going on their second year together as a couple!
But, it takes work.
Mr. & Mrs. Perfect still have “date night” and alone time together away from the kids.
On Sunday night, Witherspoon and GyllenHO attended the Lakers match in Los Angeles. And they even held hands throughout the game! Awwwwww.
Is a […]

Your First Look!

Hey kiddies!
CLICK HERE for your first look at the new Hannah Montana movie.
Thoughts????