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Svelte Ricky Gervais Will Never Stop Making Fun of Fat People [Feuds]

It appears that Ricky Gervais has taken Simon Pegg’s weight-related criticism to heart, as the Oscars-eschewing star has begun slamming the overweight in the press, causing some controversy. And he’s…

Twitterin’ Britney Updates Us On Her Giant, Man-Eating Ladyparts [Vagina Dentata]

Subscribers to Britney Spears’s official Twitter feed (yep—Brit’s Twitterin’!) have grown accustomed to updates like “I love Japan! I think all the tiny cars are so cute!”
But not even the…

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Cameron Crowe and Kevin Connolly [Hollywood PrivacyWatch]

1/2 — Dan Tana’s. Friday night. CAMERON CROWE having dinner. That guy looks the same as he did when he [wrote] Fast Times. KEVIN CONNOLLY in the bar area alone, but looking like he was waiting…

Answers Sought, Scientology Bashed in Jett Travolta Postmortem [Jett Travolta]

Reactions to Jett Travolta’s death on Friday surged forth over the weekend, with paramedics, publicists, anti-Scientology advocates and the usual exploiters lending voices to the noise. We sort…

Sharon Osbourne Teaches ‘Charm School’ Girls How to Instigate a Drink-Throwing, Hair-Pulling Catfight [Feuds]

Last night, VH1 finally aired the Charm School reunion show where Sharon Osbourne and contestant Megan Hauserman got into a fight so epic, it sent Hauserman to the hospital (and to the LAPD).
In the…

Another Visit From Marley’s Ghost [Monday Morning Box Office]

The Holidays™ are over. We hope yours ended on a lighter note than ours did—curling up with a 60 Minutes story about a seven-year-old girl decapitated in the back of a limo by a drunk…

Artie Lange Syne [The Clip Show]

Defamer’s Week in Review: Artie was enshrined, Tara rehabbed, shots were fired, 2008 ended, and much more — after the jump. Have a great weekend!
· We remembered 2008: The videos. The…

That’s My Messed-Up Mama! [Watch, TiVo, Kill]

2009 started off like many others, with unimportant programming limping along until mid-season replacements, Super Bowl commercials, and the dreaded American Idol. Here’s to 11 more days of an…

Our Commenters of the Week Win Defamer! [Comments Of The Week]

Thanks to the truncated holiday schedule, this special edition of Comments of the Week actually honors the last two weeks. But what a prize: a beloved blogspot with few tears or scratches! So, who…

For Your Razzie Consideration: ‘The Spirit’ [Short Ends]

newVideoPlayer(”/spirit_consid.flv”, 506, 423,””); · The Oscar race may be all over the place, but at least the Razzies have a clear front runner this year. Still, a slickly packaged FYC spot…

Clinton (George), Wonder (Ful Life), Jazz (Utah) [To Do]

· Aaron Beaumont at Hotel Cafe, and George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic are at Club Nokia.
· You just have a few more days to catch It’s a Stevie Wonderful Life, which sets the…

Jason Statham Fights Corey Haim’s Mullet to the Death in ‘Crank 2′ [Trailers]

newVideoPlayer(”/crank2trailer_io9.flv”, 506, 423,””);We’d say the new redband trailer for Crank 2 is NSFW, but let’s face it: You’re not at work today, and even if you were, it’s Friday viewing the…

BREAKING: John Travolta’s Son Dies in Bahamas [Rip]

The first tragedy of 2009, and an especially sad one: TMZ reports that Jett Travolta, 16, died today while on vacation with his father John and mother Kelly Preston.
Neither the cause of death nor…

Judge Throws Out Attempted Murder Charge for ‘Benjamin Button’ Shooter [Crime]

While today brought good news for crime-accused Hollywood celebrities, how did Hollywood-adjacent folk heroes like Benjamin Button shooter James Cialella fare?
As you may recall, the heavily…

When Oscar Hype Goes Wrong, Vol. MMCXLII: Miramax Fakes ‘Doubt’ Blurb [Oscars]

With at least one major exception, it’s been a relatively modest cycle for manufacturers of Oscar-season buzz. But one day into 2009, the new “hybrid quote” looks to revolutionize the Fine Art of…

Hey–What Are The ‘Brokeback’ Boys Doing On The Pelham 1-2-3? [Urban Cowboys]

Via Towleroad, we bring this production still from The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, in which John Travolta is upstaged by two doomed cowboy lovers who appear to have wandered into the wrong movie.
Still,…

Courtney Love Mad At Kelly Ripa, Ghosts [Feuds]

Happy New Year, folks—or, as English-torturing songstress Courtney Love might blog it, “HAPPPPPY happy yr NEW happy.” Love has posted a brand-new pair of wildly accusatory Myspace entries. Can…

Did George Clooney Spend Two Nights In Paris? [Pairings]

Jewel heist survivor Paris Hilton was spotted around Christmas getting cozy on consecutive nights with George Clooney, according to a shocking report from the Centers for Disease Control….

‘Bromance’ Crisis Averted in Viacom, Time Warner Settlement [Feuds]

After Viacom went blazingly public Wednesday with its threat of an MTV/Comedy Central/Nickelodeon blackout on Time Warner Cable, an 11th-hour truce settled the matter just in time for 2009.
The…

Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Happy New Year From Vinnie Jones! [Hollywood PrivacyWatch]

12/28 — VINNIE JONES of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, and Garfield: A Tale of Two Kitties in full soccer kit at an IHOP in West LA with Hollywood United F.C. teammates. You heard me,…