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5 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week [Mixed Bag]

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In this week’s abbreviated, holiday-weekend compilation of pop culture crap, strippers protest a church, Nancy Grace cracks nuts, and Aerosmith’s…

Project Runway: My Best Friend’s Wedding [Recaps]

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There is something inherently awful about all bridesmaid dresses, but they make for amazingly good TV. And with all the contestants hating one “bride”…

Which Tween Star Ended Her Pregnancy? [Blind Items]

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Her married lover convinced her she was too young to be a mother. This aging rocker hits on his granddaughter’s friends and a fantastic item about…

Jay Leno’s Tonight Show Has Lowest Ratings Ever [Television]

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Though he’s gained on him overall, Leno’s lost 23% of Conan O’Brien’s share of the coveted 18-49 y.o. demographic. All told, these are the worst…

Jersey Shore: Girl Versus Girl [Recaps]

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For the guidos of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, the women stick with the women and the men stick with the men….

This Week In Tabloids: Ashton Cheats On Demi [Midweek Madness]

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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I tip the celebrity weeklies after gorging on gossip. This week, when Shiloh isn’t…

Jamie Foxx To Exact Sketch Comedy Revenge On Us All [Trade Roundup]

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We really should have gone to see Law Abiding Citizen! We really should have. Also today: Somehow a young filmmaker gets his shot, casting news…

Which Couple Broke up Because of Milkshakes? [Blind Items]

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Her milkshake didn’t bring the boy to the yard, because he dumped her. This tennis star is bedding a real princess, this singer does interviews…

Top Chef: In a Galaxy Far, Far Away [Recaps]

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Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons having interest in Top Chef Season 7 D.C., are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for the season is now…

Today Is the Day We Honor Beverly Hills 90210 [Nostalgia]

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Due to a happy accident of the calendar, today is 9/02/10, and diehard fans are using it as an excuse to celebrate the quintessential ’90s drama,…

Shocking Revelation: There Is Another Olsen Sister [Trade Roundup]

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It’s true. Yoda has looked up to the heavens and declared this true. Also today: up-and-comer Anthony Mackie lands another role, a promising…

Which Tween Singer Was Doing Coke in a Nightclub? [Blind Items]

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But if she’s not 21, how did she even get in the club in the first place? The Emmys brought awkward moments for a bunch of love-lorn actors and this…

Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion, Pt. 1: Release the Giudice! [Recaps]

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So last night began our two-part journey into Andy Cohen’s underworld, a place of shadows and screams, of strange rhombus coffee tables and tearing,…

Which Actress Is in a Relationship with Both a Man and a Woman? [Blind Items]

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Looks like she’s doubling her chances of a date on Saturday night. These costars scored with a set of twins, this actor is doing too much coke, and…

The Name of Conan O’Brien’s New Show Is… [Announcements]

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…Conan. Yup. No “show” or “night” variation. Not even a “barbarian” mention. Just plain old Conan. This is what he tells us in a new…

Black Swan Sounds Crazy, Amazing [Reviews]

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Darren Aronofsky’s new ballet thriller (yes!) Black Swan premiered at the Venice Film Festival last night and reviews are in. Most people? Most…

How Much Money Will the Stars Make on Dancing with the Stars? [Salaries]

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We already know who’s going to be hoofing on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars, but just how big of a payday is waiting for the likes of Bristol Palin and…

The Shocking Last Exorcism Twist Revealed [Monday Box Office]

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It’s true. There’s a surprise ending. Did people like it? Find out for yourself. People did definitely like a film about people taking…

Machete Gets All Political and Stuff [Disappointment]

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An early review of Robert Rodriguez’s Mexploitation flick Machete indicates that the movie is both silly and heavy-handed: “it feigns…

Mad Men: Naked Ambition [Recaps]

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The sweet smell of success hung in the air when Don Draper won a Clio award on Mad Men. However the stink of ambition was also ubiquitous and the things…