Cervix surveillance with a smile!

A $2675 ticket might get you close to the pink, but the hundred dollar bleacher bums can only look to the sky and imagine the gynecological view that the TopEyeView crew is pulling down from their mini-blimp hovering around Dodger Stadium on November 6.

Equipped with a robotic, hi-def video camera reportedly capable of reading a license plate from 8 miles away, the blimp is pretty much guaranteed to grab full facial recognition of Guy Ritchie’s divorce attorney, Madonna’s blabbermouth brother, or anyone daring to think ill of Kabbalah. (The spy-cam is even rumored to be able to decipher the secrets of the Zohar!).

A relative bargain for major event security at 15k for the day, imagine the paparazzi possibilities for blimpy at celebrity weddings and beachfront bacchanals! And, for the wealthy home blimp hobbyist, the only trick missing from the Top Eye-in-the-sky’s playbook is the good old-fashioned “upskirt.”